Enjoy, and be enlightened! Or just have a Pop-Tart, whatever. I don't think anyone reads this thing anyway, heh....
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OK, lets sort this out. As far as official "normal" releases, Tool has 4 studio albums, 1 EP, and 1 live/covers/miscellaneous album. They are as follows:
Opiate (1992): EP
- Opiate is pretty raw and straightforward, with pretty typical song structure and length. The band's power and ability to rock is immediately evident, the songs mainly driven by anger and adrenaline. The one deviation from this is the closing title track, which is a little more complex and restrained, and nicely foreshadows what was to come on their next album. Overall, its a fun album to rock along to, its fast and angry and thrashy. Not bad for their first effort, but definitely pales in comparison with the body of work that followed.
Undertow (1993): Studio LP
- Undertow holds a special place in my heart simply because it was the first Tool album I heard. (I went out and picked up Opiate immediately after I got this album). I clearly remember my first time listening to it, loving the way it was different from anything else I had ever heard. It was the first album I ever owned that really exposed me to music of a more progressive nature, where song structure and time signature were elements to be experimented with as opposed to being a safe and generic template. Undertow is still a bit raw by Tool's current standards, but definitely took that first step in their evolution. The songs still rock but in general are little slowed down, not as thrashy as on the EP. As a result, they are a bit longer, averaging more like 6 minutes or so, and are a bit more complex in their shifts. Its still an angry album, for sure, but the anger is channeled and controlled more. The last track is a bit bizarre, ending with like 10 minutes of crickets chirping which I usually skip, and there is a song or two in the middle of the album that I find to be OK but sometimes will skip. But aside from that, I love the entire album. It was a great debut LP.
Aenima (1996): Studio LP
- Aenima is the album that permanently secured Tool's spot forever as being one of my top 2 or 3 bands. The overall consensus is that Lateralus is Tool's masterpiece, and I won't necessarily argue against that, but this one is still my favorite. On Aenima, they really hit their stride with the musical complexity, but they still retain the dark and eerie tones of their early material. The album does contain 3 or 4 bizarre segues between songs that I generally skip, but aside from that every song on this album is phenomenal. Its a challenging album, I remember having to listen to it several times before it really sunk in, there is a lot to digest. In addition to the musical complexity, the album is much more complex from a lyrical content perspective as well, delving into topics like Jungian psychology, theories on chromosomal and spiritual human evolution, subconscious struggles within the psyche, etc. All of these are laid out in nice balance, the lyrics specific enough that you can determine on the surface what he's talking about, but poetic and vague enough to allow for a lot of metaphorical interpretation. Its incredible, even after 12 years it still impresses me how much lyrical and musical creativity they packed into this album. There are only handful of albums that I consider to be "perfect", and this one is right there at the top of the list. (BTW, this album on vinyl is very hard to find, sealed copies typically going for $300-600 on eBay. If you ever happen to run across a copy in good condition that's reasonably priced, like $100 or less, BUY IT. I will reimburse you! Will probably never happen though.)
Salival (2000): Live/Covers/Misc. (+ DVD of their pre-Lateralus videos)
- This was an interesting release, which came out just about 6 months before Lateralus. It contains 5 live tracks, a Led Zeppelin cover/reinterpretation, and a couple random weird tracks that I don't really ever listen to. The opening track is a live version of the closing track from Aenima, called "Third Eye". The sound quality is amazing, I actually prefer this version over the original. The third track, called "Pushit", is also from Aenima, but for the first 7 or 8 minutes (yeah its long) they completely re-invent the song. Its slowed down and fragile, its really well done, I love this version. Also worth mentioning is track 5, "You Lied", which is actually a live cover of a song by a band called Peach, that Tool's bassist used to be in before he was in Tool. Its a pretty cool song, slow and methodical with some cool harmonizing guitar. This album also came with a DVD of all of Tool's videos up to that point, which was one video from Opiate, two from Undertow, and two from Aenima.
Lateralus (2001): Studio LP
- As I said before, Lateralus is generally considered to be Tool's masterpiece, and while Aenima may be my emotional favorite, I cannot argue with this assessment. In a word, this album is brilliant. BRILLIANT. The musical complexity is unparalleled, the time signatures are all over the place, and every song unfolds with a different structure. What's most impressive about this album is that the music and lyrical content are pulled together into a common cohesive theme, and even more impressive, a positive theme. The anger of previous albums has been transformed into aspiration, hope, and positive guidance, a vibrant depiction of our potential as a species. The theme of "spiraling out" is prevalent both in the lyrical context of the album as well as the musical structure. The title track even features the Fibonacci sequence as the time signature of its verses (the Fibonacci sequence is at the core of the mathematical concepts of the "golden spiral" and the "golden ratio"). As perfect as the execution is on this album, there are just a couple small inconsistencies. One is a song called "Ticks & Leeches", which on its own is a good solid rocking track. But it is a bit negative and angry, unlike the rest of the album. I like the song, but it does seem kind of out of place. The other is the closing track, which is a bit bizarre and I usually skip it. This one does have an extended amount of silence before it though, so its as if the band did go out of their way to imply that this track is separate from the theme of the rest of the album. Anyway, apart from those two tracks, this album is musically and conceptually a work of genius. It would be difficult for anyone, even Tool themselves, to match this level of cohesion again.
10,000 Days (2006): Studio LP
- 10,000 Days is another really good album, although its kind of odd in that while I like the individual songs, I do not find it as overall satisfying as the previous couple albums. First, there are 11 tracks, but really its only like 6 songs. Tracks 3 and 4 are essentially one long song, the final track is some ambient sound that certainly does not count as a song, and there are 3 other tracks that are essentially segues. But, the songs that are there are very good. Musically, the songs generally have more of an upbeat, rocking feel to them. They are still heavy and display the complexity of previous albums, but feature less of the eerie tones and distortion of earlier stuff, particularly Aenima and before. Lyrically, its the most straightforward album, the concepts are laid out without much interpretation needed. In general, its easy to see why many have labelled this as Tool's "sell-out" album, but I really disagree with that statement. The music is just as fresh and inventive as always, its just continually shifting and evolving as their lives are. One thing worth noting is that Tool did achieve two of their best song climaxes ever on this album, on the title track and also on the trippy "Rosetta Stoned". Both of those songs build-up, albeit very differently, to a point and then just utterly explode. Good stuff.
OK, so as for the other releases you mentioned.
Tales From The Darkside (1994): CD Single/Live
- Tales From The Darkside is a somewhat rare single for the song "Sober", from Undertow. It contains the album version of the song, along with 8 live recordings of other Opiate/Undertow material. The sound quality is not so great, so I really don't listen to it much. It was printed in fairly low quantities, but not so low that its impossible to find. I think I found my copy on eBay for like $20 or so, to give you an idea. Not an essential addition to the collection by any means, but interesting enough for a fan.
String Tribute To Tool (2000-2005?): Cover LP
- There are a couple of these floating around, and I'm pretty sure they are from the early 2000's, after Lateralus came out. Amongst the Tool fan community, the opinions are pretty mixed. But I can't really say, they've never piqued my interest enough to check them out.
Ultra Rare Trax (2001): Miscellaneous
- I actually had no idea what this was, I had to Google it. Once I found a description, I understood. There have been various bootleg recordings and random Tool related tracks floating around the web for years. For example, Maynard popped in on a Tori Amos performance (sweater and all), and sang one of her songs with her. I've heard most of these tracks before, just never in one place. Apparently someone gathered that stuff together and put it on a CD without the band's permission.
Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions Of Tool (2006): Cover LP
- OK, this one wasn't on the list, but I've added it because its worth mentioning. This is a collection of Tool songs performed very minimalistically using xylophones and other such mellow, chimy type instruments. Most of the songs are from Lateralus, but they sneak a couple in there from Undertow and Opiate as well. Some of the songs are fully interpreted from start to finish, others take a couple melodies from a song and just ride those, omitting other elements of the original. Overall, its pretty well executed, I like it quite a bit. And Leili seems interested when I play it in the car.
There you have it. Hell, I might just make this my next blog entry : - )
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And so I did....


